Ride the roller coster at state line
Go to disneyland with Morgan P
Learn to surf
Go sky diving
Walk backwards for a whole day
Get cornrows in my hair
Take a picture with Diontea
Sleep in the biggest bed in the world
live in california for a year or two
Make a bucket list
Spend the night in the mall with my friends
Learn to break dance
Be with Chris Brown for a whole day
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Things to do while your bored
Get your dog braces
Shave a shrub
Have a proton fight
Watch a car rust
Quiver
Rotate your carpet
Learn to type...with your toes
Set up your Christmas tree in April
Be someone special
Buy the Brooklyn Bridge
Mail it to a friend
Go back to square one
Factor your social security number
Memorize a series of random numbers
Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages
Join the Foreign Legion
Learn Sanskrit
Exist...existentially, of course
Print counterfeit Confederate money
Kick a cabbage
Take a picture
Put it back
Sandpaper a mushroom
Play solitaire...for cash
Abuse your patio furniture
Run for Pope
Count to a million...fast
Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
Commit seppuku...with a paper knife
Think shallow thoughts
Starch your shoes
Polish your Calvin's
Contemplate a cockroach
Get a dog to chase your car
Let him catch it
Investigate the Czar
Form a political party
Climb a sidewalk -
Have a political party
Get diagonal...with a good friend
Ride a loaf of bread
Sharpen a carrot
Interrogate a gerbil
Go bow hunting for Toyotas
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Jump back
Play to lose
Scalp a street light
Have your car painted...plaid
Read a tomato
Sharpen your sleeping skills
Watch a game show...take notes
Put out a fire
If you can't find a fire, make one
Interview a cloud
Play tiddlywinks...go for blood
Play basketball...in a minefield
Don't talk to things
Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling
Have your cat bronzed
Have your gerbil gilded
Write books about writing books
Create random equations
Mispell words-
Tell your feet a joke
Throw a tomato into a fan
Sing the ABC song backwards
Pretend you're a dog
Grease the doorknobs
String up a room
Stack furniture
Relive fond memories
Tie your shoelaces together
Gargle
Count your teeth with your tongue
Decay
Find your half-life
Design a better toilet seat
Shred a newspaper-
Have a headache
Scratch- Sniff
Hatch an egg
Play air guitar
Act profound
Spill- Spell- Stare
Slouch
Develop hearing problems
Put your feet behind your head
Tie bows in everything
Hold your hand
Watch the minute hand move
Grow your fingernails
Pretend you're a telephone
Put your shoes on the opposite feet
Cross your toes
Roll your tongue-
Crystallize
Baby oil the floor
Hide
Attack innocent bunnies
Declare war
Destroy a tree
Hide the scrabble bag
Wink
Memorize the periodic table-
Mummify-
Pretend you're a roadie-
Buy a Ginsu knife-
Collect electrons
Correct typos that aren't there
Polish your neck...use Pledge
Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis
Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation
Raise professional certified racing turnips
Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation
Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U
Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway
Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
Send your goldfish to obedience school
Free the oppressed toasters of America
Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing
Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave
Park your car...with a friend
Park your car...with a group of friends
Frame your first statement of bankruptcy
Place it on the wall of your office
Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x)
Contribute to the population problem
Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor
Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife
Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night
Play with anything that looks interesting
Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first
Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design
Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like
See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house
Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
Bronze your sister's turtle
See how long it takes for her to notice
See what she does when she notices-
If you lose, stop watering it and try again
Increase your territorial holdings by force
Boldly go where no man has gone before
Shave a shrub
Have a proton fight
Watch a car rust
Quiver
Rotate your carpet
Learn to type...with your toes
Set up your Christmas tree in April
Be someone special
Buy the Brooklyn Bridge
Mail it to a friend
Go back to square one
Factor your social security number
Memorize a series of random numbers
Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages
Join the Foreign Legion
Learn Sanskrit
Exist...existentially, of course
Print counterfeit Confederate money
Kick a cabbage
Take a picture
Put it back
Sandpaper a mushroom
Play solitaire...for cash
Abuse your patio furniture
Run for Pope
Count to a million...fast
Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
Commit seppuku...with a paper knife
Think shallow thoughts
Starch your shoes
Polish your Calvin's
Contemplate a cockroach
Get a dog to chase your car
Let him catch it
Investigate the Czar
Form a political party
Climb a sidewalk -
Have a political party
Get diagonal...with a good friend
Ride a loaf of bread
Sharpen a carrot
Interrogate a gerbil
Go bow hunting for Toyotas
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Jump back
Play to lose
Scalp a street light
Have your car painted...plaid
Read a tomato
Sharpen your sleeping skills
Watch a game show...take notes
Put out a fire
If you can't find a fire, make one
Interview a cloud
Play tiddlywinks...go for blood
Play basketball...in a minefield
Don't talk to things
Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling
Have your cat bronzed
Have your gerbil gilded
Write books about writing books
Create random equations
Mispell words-
Tell your feet a joke
Throw a tomato into a fan
Sing the ABC song backwards
Pretend you're a dog
Grease the doorknobs
String up a room
Stack furniture
Relive fond memories
Tie your shoelaces together
Gargle
Count your teeth with your tongue
Decay
Find your half-life
Design a better toilet seat
Shred a newspaper-
Have a headache
Scratch- Sniff
Hatch an egg
Play air guitar
Act profound
Spill- Spell- Stare
Slouch
Develop hearing problems
Put your feet behind your head
Tie bows in everything
Hold your hand
Watch the minute hand move
Grow your fingernails
Pretend you're a telephone
Put your shoes on the opposite feet
Cross your toes
Roll your tongue-
Crystallize
Baby oil the floor
Hide
Attack innocent bunnies
Declare war
Destroy a tree
Hide the scrabble bag
Wink
Memorize the periodic table-
Mummify-
Pretend you're a roadie-
Buy a Ginsu knife-
Collect electrons
Correct typos that aren't there
Polish your neck...use Pledge
Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis
Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation
Raise professional certified racing turnips
Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation
Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U
Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway
Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
Send your goldfish to obedience school
Free the oppressed toasters of America
Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing
Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave
Park your car...with a friend
Park your car...with a group of friends
Frame your first statement of bankruptcy
Place it on the wall of your office
Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x)
Contribute to the population problem
Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor
Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife
Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night
Play with anything that looks interesting
Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first
Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design
Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like
See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house
Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
Bronze your sister's turtle
See how long it takes for her to notice
See what she does when she notices-
If you lose, stop watering it and try again
Increase your territorial holdings by force
Boldly go where no man has gone before
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